Psssstttt! Don’t tell anyone, but this is a fall shopping post cleverly disguised as a Halloween shopping post. We are going to glaze over the fact that perhaps you, like us, have been looking for any excuse to buy any one of the crazy expensive hero pieces below, and only talk about Oct. 31—it is, after all, only a few weeks away, and we’re both going to need something to wear. Why shouldn’t it be $4,300 Gucci sweater?
Don’t answer that. Rather, allow me to help you justify possibly the best purchases you’ll make all season with some killer costume ideas. Actually using one: totally optional.